DesertBus 7 - Advanced VST Spreadsheet

DesertBus 7 - Day 7
Start TimeEnd TimeEvent TypeDescriptionSubmitter /
Auction Winner
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144:00 -- Driver Shift Change Matt's shift ends. Paul's shift begins. --
144:07 144:08 Technical Frozen feed --
144:08 -- Enter/Exit Enter Jer, apptalk --
144:12 144:13 Drive/Giveaway ZombieU runner up and winner's vines shown
144:13 -- Other Andy wants to be drawn like one of your french girls --
144:14 -- Enter/Exit Exit Matt and Sarah --
144:16 144:55 Drive/Giveaway $11.99 Challenge: Millennium Falcon iPad carrier/case. Winner: ElPolloDiablo (Raised $851.21) ElPolloDiablo --
144:17 -- Enter/Exit Exit Dix --
144:18 144:19 RDP RDP: Girls Generation - Paparazzi
144:20 144:23 Song Paul sings The Chemical Worker's Song (Process Man)
144:23 -- Enter/Exit Enter Tally --
144:23 146:00 Drive/Giveaway Art Challenge: Rewrite the Process Man song with DB lyrics to win the final D&D Murder in Baulder's Gate --
144:32 -- Enter/Exit Enter Kathleen --
144:37 144:40 Story Tally tells embarassing stories about Liz
-- -- Story Liz would never sit still. She would always need to "go to the bathroom" in restaurants to run around. --
-- -- Story Had a bad temper when she was young. She once threw the remote and broke it and was forced to be the remote by her sisters --
-- -- Story Accused her parents of child abuse because in 3rd grade they gave her a perm that made her look like shirley temple. --
144:41 144:43 Other James runs through the final 2 silent auctions --
144:43 -- RDP RDP: Junior Senior - Shake Your Coconuts
144:49 144:54 Song Paul leads everyone in singing Stan Rogers - Northwest Passage
145:11 -- Other A lock of Alex's hair is in the StripSearch prize
145:13 145:32 Auction Artists Strip Search lot. Winner: ExoByte for $2,345.67! ExoByte --
145:22 -- Enter/Exit enter Bill's Mom --
145:33 -- Story Bill's Mom tells us a story about one of her friends watching Desert Bus
145:35 -- RDP RDP: Fantastic Baby - Big Bang
145:36 146:40 Drive/Giveaway $5.38 Donation drive for Adventure Time knitted characters. Winner: Idlemessiah (raised $??) Idlemessiah --
145:39 -- Technical App plug yet again --
145:40 -- Enter/Exit Enter Dale --
145:40 -- Prank James gets clubbed --
145:44 146:01 Song Dale & Andy sing a 3 song set
145:45 145:48 Song Dale & Andy sing Frank Sinatra - Me and My Shadow --
145:51 145:57 Song Dale, Andy, and Paul sing Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah with Tally, Jer and Kara joining in on the chorus --
145:58 146:01 Song Dale and Andy sing Danny Boy --
146:03 -- Other James found sillica gel packs, one of the volunteers brought one in
146:04 -- Other Paul tries but misses a stop, no crash though --
146:08 -- Prank Hypnotoad on the greenscreen --
146:12 146:17 Song Kara, Tally and Dale sing Aqua - Barbie Girl
146:14 -- Enter/Exit Enter Johnny --
146:17 146:18 $7 Superheros Dale's $7 Superhero: Large print man. Looks out for all the people who have unexpected visual problems, partner is Corrective Lenses man. Has the ability to make print larger, but not smaller. --
146:18 146:23 Song Beastie Boys - Intergalactic over slow jazz by Jer, Dale, Paul and Andy
146:23 -- Enter/Exit Exit Dale and Andy. Andy will be back tonight. --
146:24 -- Guest Kathleen announces that CTV will be in at 1pm, same reporter that went to the store last year --
146:30 146:32 Dance Dance to 3 songs at once. One is the Austin Powers theme, one is Bombs Over Baghdad, one is Barbra Streisand, also some Hey Ya, and some Caramelldansen
146:37 146:45 Game Paul and Jer play some mini-masters while Kathleen and Ian act out the game. Paul wins! Kathleen Lives!
146:51 -- RDP RDP: Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
146:52 146:56 Song Tally and Kara sing What Is This Feeling? from Wicked
147:00 147:30 Drive/Giveaway $7.14 Giveaway: Mother 2 Figurine Mr. Saturn in a trashcan. Winner: Meerkat (Raised: $564) Meerkat --
147:01 147:02 Dance People dance to Mother 2 - The Runaway Five On The Move --
147:03 147:05 Other Everyone says Paul's name weirdly for 10 miutes (except not really) --
147:05 147:08 Song Paul sings the winning Processing Man song entry written by Katherine (KateMonster)
147:12 -- Story Tally reads Kara's embarassing story: Kara loved She-Ra for many years and shows pics. of Kara in costume.
147:15 -- Technical Jer mentions the app AGAIN --
147:16 147:18 Story Tally reads Paul's embarassing story: Dec 1990 when Paul was ~8 him and his brother went to a local school that was a ways away. They would sing on the way to school. They called themselves "The Freaks" and made a tape called "The Feaks at Their Peaks" and around Christmas put on a show. They sang Side By Side, Bare Necessities etc. Paul's dad found a video of them singing and that is shown. Paul is totes adorbs.
147:20 -- Enter/Exit Enter Graham --
147:21 -- Game Event Bugsplat! #17 (1 in a row) --
147:24 147:48 Guest CTV B-Roll team shows up --
147:28 147:29 Guest Paul interviewed by CTV --
147:29 147:33 M-M-Multi Challenge! 10 Challenges in 10 Minutes (completed!)
147:29 147:30 Physical Human totem pole --
147:29 147:30 Song Viking Spam Song from Monty Python --
147:30 147:31 Skit Paul is a detective and reveals the solution to the moonbase murders --
147:30 147:31 Physical Mock hockey fight (Serge vs Brent) --
147:30 147:31 Dance Canadian Mating Dance done by DammitLiz --
147:31 147:31 Physical Someone has an epic battle with the creepy doll (Ashton) --
147:31 147:31 Physical Two people play tag --
147:31 147:32 Skit Graham and Jer do Richter vs Dracula from SotN --
147:31 147:32 Other Two people debate if curling is a sport --
147:32 -- Skit Balloon is evil and must be dealt with as if in an RPG --
147:32 147:33 Skit A skit involving the lobster puppets and chicken hat --
147:35 -- Game Event Bus Stop! #16 (1 in a row) (counting it because the door would open) --
147:35 -- Crash Paul gets a stop but crashes! :( Crash #8 --
147:45 148:30 Drive/Giveaway $7.01 Giveaway: Race the Sun poster, patch & stickers. Winner: Kenny (Raised: $??) Kenny --
147:52 -- Technical Challenges cleared. --
147:55 -- RDP RDP: P!nk - Get The Party Started
147:59 -- Guest Enter Landlord --
147:59 148:02 Other Puppy on camera :3
148:01 148:02 Auction Auction for the dog --
148:02 -- RDP RDP: Mariachi Silvestre Vargas - El Jarabe Tapatío [Mexican Hat Dance]
148:03 148:04 Song Tally and the room sing Frère Jacques
148:06 148:10 Song JoCo - RE: Your Brains with Shambling Zombies Jer sings and the room is zombies
148:08 -- Guest UPS guy on camera, gets scared --
148:11 -- Technical Jer plugs the App --
148:12 -- Other Graham forgets about Dre. :(
148:14 -- Milestone Silent auctions completed! --
148:16 -- Dance Kathleen caramelldansen until they get enough money for the next hour
148:16 148:17 RDP RDP: Rihanna - Pon De Replay
148:20 148:23 Song Paul sings Logdriver's Waltz, accompanied by dancers
148:28 148:33 Story Storytime with Liz! She talks about her involvement with Child's Play and her childhood. Many feels were had.
148:33 -- Physical GROUP HUG --
148:35 -- Other Photo of DammitLiz in the hospital. --
148:37 148:38 Story Paul Feels Story Time --
148:38 148:40 Story Kathleen Feels Story Time --
148:40 -- Physical GROUP HUG 2 --
148:41 148:43 Story Paul talks about how much other gaming marathons also make these days ALL DA FEELS --
148:43 -- Physical Paulhugs --
148:43 148:51 Story General talk about the good that Child's Play does --
148:51 148:54 Story A very serious Bill's Mom's story about Desert Bus --
148:54 -- Milestone $420K! --
148:55 -- Other Tissues for everyone! --
148:56 148:59 Dance Everyone dances to P!nk - Raise Your Glass
149:00 149:09 Dance Triple Carmelldansen
149:10 150:18 Drive/Giveaway $10.05 Challenge: Portal Chamber 99 Sign. Winner: Pugus85 (SnarkKnight?) (Raised $19,557.30) SnarkKnight --
149:21 -- Milestone $425K! --
149:23 -- Other Paul has a secret special thing hooked up to the game by Johnny --
149:27 -- Shoutout Shoutout to CHEO children's hospital
149:29 149:31 Shame Ticket James and Andrew are shamed for stealing Maya's phone and tweeting from it, they go through the tweets
149:36 -- Story Kathleen's Parthy fanfic
149:40 149:41 Prank Drawing on the overlay --
149:42 149:43 Other Drawing a costume on Andrew --
149:44 194:46 Shoutout Thanks for Brendon (the butler) the site volunteer, winner of LRRs uncut Innistrad sheet that he let them keep! --
149:46 149:48 Song Paul sings The Miracle of Sound's Minecraft Song
149:50 -- Shame Ticket James is shamed for not cyring during feels time --
149:50 -- Other Tally shows off a childhood picture of Ashton wearing a pink tu-tu
149:53 -- Shame Ticket Johnny is shamed for being a pickpocket and stealing Maya's phone --
149:54 -- Guest Enter Daddy DaddyAshton, says "work with daddy on this" --
149:55 149:58 Story Tally tells an embarassing Jer story: Jer had to get his first glasses at age 3 and had to adjust to them, he could watch whinnie the pooh if he kept the glasses on. He had bad handwriting for a long time and claimed he couldn't read. He only really started reading when his grandparents got him as subscription to nintendo power magazine.
149:55 -- Prank The moonbase is attacked by hats --
150:00 150:00 $7 Superheros Liz's superhero: Forced Perspective Man: Can let the other person see their perspective in an argument or when a person is down on themselves --
150:00 -- Milestone $450K!!! -- Amateur Pixels iOS/Android game Drop Desert Bus 7's total surpasses Desert Bus 6's! Official DB6 total: $443,630.00 --
150:05 -- RDP RDP: Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back
150:05 -- Achievement Achievement -- Kicking it up a Notch --
150:08 -- Other James found silica gel
150:09 -- ? Johnny gets Paul's secret more ready --
150:09 150:12 Story Tally tells Jer and James Story
150:09 150:10 Jer's story: He wanted the fabric with the sperms on it for his stocking (paisly fabric). --
150:10 150:12 Story James's story: James would sleepwalk when he was young. They made sure to have him pee before bed so he wouldn't pee the bed. One time they found him peeing in the trash can under the sink, believing it was the toilet. --
150:16 150:17 Drive/Giveaway Pimping the Lightbox again --
150:19 -- Story Tally's story: after a family dinner she came into the kitchen and started blowing on the backs of his legs. "What are you doing?" he asked and she answered "Trying to blow your socks off, daddy."
150:19 150:20 Story Paul tells a story about a kid saying something they don't understand --
150:22 -- Milestone The past hour was the most profitable hour in DB history: over $30k! --
150:23 150:24 Skit Paul and James act out Jay-Z - 99 Problems (but the Bus ain't one)
150:27 Story Paul tells Penn Jillette Stories from the Penn Jillette Podcast http://pennsundayschool.com/
150:30 150:50 Enter/Exit Enter Andy? and Kate? and Cam? and Beej? --
150:38 -- RDP RDP: Girls Generation - Paparazzi
150:39 -- RDP RDP: Get out of My Dreams (Get into my car)
150:40 -- RDP RDP: Blumchen - Bicycle Race
150:39 150:42 Other Mario Bros for atari 2600 on the bus cam
150:42 150:47 Game James playes Desert Bus on the Atari 2600, then crashes the bus --
150:47 152:00 Drive/Giveaway $6.20 Challenge. DB for Atari 2600 and prototype cart. Winner: Dicey (Raised: $3,585) Dicey --
150:49 -- Other Aaaaaaapp plug --
150:50 -- Other James discovers honking on the Atari Desert Bus, does morse code with the horn --
150:56 150:57 Physical James plays 3 games of Desert Bus at once --
150:57 -- Other Desert Bus is still on the road, *THAT* is why he's Paul --
150:58 -- RDP RDP: ABBA - Dancing Queen
151:02 -- RDP RDP: Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend
151:06 151:12 Song Paul sings JoCo's acoustic version of Baby Got Back, the room joins in.
151:12 151:27 Skit Graham and Paul read a girly magazine quiz --
151:16 -- Enter/Exit Enter Bill --
151:18 151:31 Physical Paul plays with the controller upside-down --
151:23 -- Enter/Exit Enter Alex --
151:28 151:30 Dance Everyone sings and dances to MLP
151:33 Drive/Giveaway Paul throws in his personal Atari and games into the DB 2600 lot --
151:36 151:50 Auction Silica Gel, bus yes. Winner: Notch for $10,000! (Packed in the infinite scarf) Notch [✓]
151:52 -- Milestone $480K! --
151:54 -- RDP RDP: Daft Punk - Get Lucky
151:58 152:00 Song Paul leads the room in Monty Python's Lumberjack Song
152:03 Technical Audio issues, feed taken down --
152:11 -- Prank Feed comes up, Silica Gel in the chair --
152:11 -- Milestone $1.75 Million lifetime! --
152:12 152:15 Dance Everyone dances to Gangnam Style to commemorate $1.75M
152:19 -- Shoutout Paul mentions that Dicey is a VST member --
152:24 152:25 Guest Matthew comes on and gives a personal donation --
152:24 152:25 $7 Superheros Matthew's Superhero: Fung Shui Ninja: re-arranges the furniture to make his enemies uncomfortable. --
152:25 152:29 Dance Graham gives Cam a Twerkshop, Thomas is revealed to be a twerk master
152:33 153:00 Drive/Giveaway $5.01 Challenge: Not great game pack. Winner: gospodyina (Raised: $3461.91) gospodyina --
152:36 152:36 Physical Mimic this surpised cat
152:39 152:40 Song Andy does Make them Laugh from Singin' in the Rain
152:39 -- Game Event Bugsplat! #18 (1 in a row) --
152:41 -- Shoutout Andy does a VST shout-out --
152:42 -- Other Paul's graph is too steep --
152:43 152:45 Other Graham and Paul gives their opinion of Time & Eternity only saying positive things
152:47 -- Other The person who won the lightbox wants Andrew to have it, Johnny gives him a hug by proxy. --
152:50 152:54 Song Don't Don't Stop Believing with lyrics by Kroze
152:57 -- Shame Ticket Pika was shamed for falling asleep at the moonbase --
153:00 153:05 Song Love shack with rewritten lyrics 'Bug Splat'
153:08 -- Prank Maya probably stole Andrew's phone --
153:10 -- Shoutout VST mentioned again! --
153:11 -- Poster Final poster --
153:19 153:33 Auction Final auction: Large Desert Bus Poster. Winner: DeathOfRats for $4,242.42! DeathOfRats
153:34 -- Milestone All live auctions completed! --
153:36 -- RDP RDP: Vengaboys - We Like to Party! (The Vengabus)
153:36 -- Milestone $500K earned during DB7! Lifetime donation total: $1,770,075.36! --
153:37 154:39 Dance Balloons and What does the Fox Say?
154:39 -- Milestone Fangamer drops their $7,000 donation --
153:40 -- Shame Ticket Mike and Dix are shamed for being Johnny Brickfeet --
153:41 -- Milestone Paul has broken $100K on his shift --
153:44 -- Skit Conan's witnesses (Kathleen and Matt) fill this man (Paul) with Crom
153:45 -- Skit Paul has figured out Space Jump --
153:47 -- Physical Everyone hugs Bill --
154:50 -- Meltdown Engineering, what are you doing? --
154:01 154:05 Song Graham, Ian, and Jer dance to Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap
154:05 154:08 Song 64k - Tale of Matt Wiggins, Alex makes it rain on Matt --
154:10 -- Shoutout Video Strike team mentioned again for breaking google docs --
154:12 154:14 Song Desert Bus POWER
154:16 155:02 Drive/Giveaway Paul lets us donate to chose the fate of his facial hair. Totals: Shave: $224 Gotee: $1332 Beard: $2445 --
154:22 155:25 $7 Superheros Paul's $7 superhero: Bass Fisherman, like banshee from X-Men with a really low voice that causes earthquakes. The name throws enemies off, makes them think they'll be facing a fisherman. Has power creep over time to use his powers to use sonic shields or walk through walls by vibrating his molecules. --
154:24 -- Prank Engineering gets derpy with the ME choices --
154:27 -- Other Challenge -- ask Matt if Rainbow Dash is best pony. Matt confirms. Challenge accepted and completed. --
154:30 154:32 Song Paul leads the room in singing South Australia
154:33 -- Shame Ticket James gets double-shamed for being Johnny Brickfeet --
154:33 -- Song Everyone sings happy birthday to Alice --
154:34 -- Other Everyone does crosstalk --
154:35 Physical Everyone goes Super Saiyan --
154:36 154:41 Physical Everyone Limbos. Tally Wins! --
154:45 Song Andy sings "I Believe in You"
154:46 -- Crash Paul crashes the bus, love is over. ;__; Crash #9 --
154:46 -- Physical Brendon declares beard solidarity with Paul, whatever happens to Paul's beard will happen to his. Fate: Full beard! --
154:48 154:52 Skit Knockoff Feed Dump called "Ferd Dormp"
154:53 Skit Graham is Wilfred Brimley talking about dia-bear-tus while everyone else in the room stays silent.
154:54 -- RDP RDP: David Guetta - Play Hard
154:55 154:58 Song Andy sings a song he doesn't like very much; "Memory", from Cats. MEOWWWWWW (Nyan) :3
155:00 -- Milestone Official end to Bustime
155:05 -- Milestone Paul raised $108,112 on his shift --
115:05 -- Flushing Flush Winner: Jer with 85 flushes on his shift, total flushes: 646 4/hour $804/flush --
155:07 Shoutout Thank-yous
155:09 Milestone Almost 1,100 total photos 974 posted with over 100 waiting to go up --
155:11 155:12 Technical Camera drop, Winston doomed us all! O: --
155:13 155:14 Shoutout Jer's thanks
155:14 155:15 Shoutout Tally's thanks --
155:15 155:20 Shoutout Graham's thanks --
155:16 155:17 Story Paul talks about the first Desert Bus --
155:22 155:23 Shoutout Beej thanks --
155:23 155:25 Shoutout Liz's thanks --
155:25 -- Shoutout Graham quickly thanks yellowjacket and Ken for getting the book signed --
155:26 155:27 Shoutout Kathleen's thanks --
155:27 155:30 Shoutout Johnny's thanks --
155:30 155:32 Shoutout Ashley's thanks -- 80% already shipped or marked to be shipped --
155:32 -- Story Graham tells of how long it took them to ship prizes after DB2 --
155:33 155:34 Shoutout Kara's thanks --
155:34 155:42 Shoutout Ashton's thanks --
155:37 -- Shoutout Dix thanks gif team --
155:38 155:39 Shoutout Thanks to Strike team, yada yada yada... --
155:39 -- Shoutout Thanks to Twitch --
155:42 -- Shoutout Kara thanks Pika --
155:43 -- Shoutout Thanks Alex --
155:44 155:46 Shoutout Paul's thanks --
155:46 -- Shoutout Kara? thanks Organising Gnomes --
155:47 -- Milestone $520K! --
155:47 155:48 Shoutout Tally thanks James --
155:48 155:49 Shoutout Kara thanks James --
155:49 -- Shoutout Paul thanks James --
155:50 -- Shoutout Thanks Winston --
155:50 -- Shoutout Ash's thanks --
155:51 -- Shoutout Tally thanks DammitLiz and Draccogen --
155:52 -- Shoutout Thanks to all Strike Team Spreadsheeters --
155:52 155:54 Shoutout Thanks to Maya for yeyeyeyeyeye and all the amazing GIFs --
155:55 156:05 Drive/Giveaway Final giveaway: The Desert Bus Mystery Box! Winner: Ballaraphon? (Raised $521,112) Ballaraphon
156:00 156:10 Other OVERTIME BUSSING --
156:03 -- Shoutout Kara thanks RDP compiler --
156:03 -- RDP RDP: Big Giant Circles - Desertbusception
156:05 156:09 Song It's the Final Busdown!
156:09 -- Prank Ashton overly attached --
156:09 150:10 Crash Paul STALLS THAT BUS!!!!!!! (crash #10) --
156:09 Milestone It's OVER? Sads --
156:12 -- Milestone Towtruck finally arrives on buscam --
156:14 156:18 Stinger Stinger: Cam reads us a nice happy story from David Eagleman
WE ARE FINISHED. DESERTBUS WILL RETURN IN DESERTBUS 8, 2014 --
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